If ?

I've never been a lover of Facebook. Most of what I post there is content from this site and from my Posterous feed, which links photographs posted in Instagram. Almost all of this is done automatically, so I am a rare visitor to my Facebook home page.

The personal information I share on Facebook is limited, too. I've no desire to share anything that advertisers can use to target me. Even so; on my occasional visits to my homepage I see ads down the left side, for products and services loosely related to what appears in my feed.

Then this ad appeared.

 There's no "If" about it. I'm certain that I will die.

Will I leave a message on Facebook in anticipation of this future event?

Certainly not!